Penne Alla Vodka

pasta alla vodkaPasta is my favourite food group.

Vodka, on the other hand, is my least favourite liquor. In the prophetic words of Ron Swanson, “clear alcohols are for rich women on diets”. I am neither rich nor on a diet, and much prefer my liquor to not taste like first year regrets, thank you very much.
pasta alla vodkaI would like to meet the person responsible for looking at a bottle of Crat and going “you know what this needs? PASTA”. Because you, sir/madam/ghost of Italian grandmas past, are a freaking genius. This is everything you could ever want in a drunk food but could never accomplish because, well, you’re drunk.
pasta alla vodkaPenne alla vodka is an actually super-well known pasta dish, and for good reason.

It essentially consists of a creamy tomato sauce, cooked low & slow for about an hour before being combined with shavings of parmigiano, resulting in what is essentially the pasta sauce of your dreams. The vodka in the sauce cooks off, so you don’t actually get any of that alcoholic taste. Because, science.
pasta alla vodkaThe only downside to this is that if you live in America and are under 21 without the possession of a good fake ID, you won’t be able to make this unless you get an elder to buy the vodka for you. I regret to inform you, but “it’s for a pasta dish I’m making! No, really!” is not going to work on the liquor store attendant and you might end up getting arrested for underage possession of alcohol.

But let’s hope not, because then you wouldn’t be able to make this heavenly dish.
pasta alla vodkaPENNE ALLA VODKA
(makes about one box of pasta: enough to feed a family of four or one really hungry you)

You Will Need

  • 1 lb. box of pasta (penne are the traditional pasta of choice for this recipe)
  • salt & pepper to taste
  • dash of red pepper flakes
  • 7 oz. can of tomato purée
  • 1/2 cup heavy cream
  • 1 small onion, chopped
  • 2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
  • 1 tbsp. olive oil
  • 2 tbsp. butter
  • a little less than 1/3 cup of vodka
  • 3/4 cup freshly grated parmigiano
  • 1 tbsp. sugar


  1. Heat oil and butter in a large pan. When butter is melted, add onion and cook for approximately two minutes. Add garlic and cook until translucent. Season with salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes.
  2. Remove from heat and pour in vodka. Return to heat and cook until the alcohol has evaporated (3-5 minutes).
  3. Add tomato purée, mix well, and simmer for five minutes.
  4. Stir in cream and sugar, then cook at a simmer until it thickens (this can vary, but mine ended up going for a good 20-30 minutes because my kitchen was built in approximately 1734 and NOTHING. WORKS. PROPERLY.). Make sure not to boil!
  5. Meanwhile, cook pasta in a large pot. When everything is done, combine the pasta and sauce, then stir in the parmigiano until the mixture is creamy and beautiful and smells incredible and you want to eat your spoon.
  6. Garnish with more parmigiano- and no, this is not optional. Cheese is good for the soul.



  1. Oh man, that looks so good! I think I might need to make myself some pasta tonight.

    Kayla |

  2. Yum- I do love a good alcohol-using food recipe! I think the only thing I would need to pick up is some heavy cream….

  3. Never maide penne with vodka (or any pasta with any alcohol) – what a great idea!! Good thing I’m over 21! haha

  4. vodka sauce is seriously my favorite thing ever! I’ve never made it myself, but the second I turn 21 I know what I will be purchasing… “it’s for pasta, I swear”


  5. classic! this is one of my favorite ways to eat pasta, no question. 🙂


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